Injuries

Hi. My name is Erbert.
And it’s been 3 weeks since I’ve been in love.

*** Hi Erbert ***

I’m here to find a solution to my love problem.

*** Hi Erbert ***

MM-HM... Okay, now that I’ve cleared my throat, I can start with my story.

*** Hi Erbert ***

I GET IT 🔥 you’re greeting me... Okay...

Until recently, I was completely addicted to love. Don't get me wrong, I don't mean the love between two souls that usually form a couple. I mean unconditional love towards every form of being, giving oneself to others without expecting anything in return.
Yes, that.
Bullshit.
I always found myself helping those around me without being able to receive help when I needed it. Except when my grandmother passed away, when I didn’t pass my final exam for my degree, when I broke up with my other half...
In short, I’ve always been alone.
So I decided: ENOUGH! I’ll become selfish, so there.
And from then on, I started thinking only about myself.

I was kind to everyone because you never know who you might meet; what if I meet someone famous and I can show off. I help my neighbor if he needs it, so at least he can collect my Ammazzon package if I’m not home. I even started focusing my thought energy solely on myself, continuously improving myself to better the lives of others, so they will always be subject to me.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I’m truly evil

And you know what I like most about my wickedness?! The sincere smile of those I help.
Poor fools, they don’t know I do it for myself.
It makes me feel so good to help others, I feel important and necessary, as if my single life meant something in this sea of bodies driven by desire. I feel more confident, more determined… more myself.
I’ve never felt such inner joy as that time when I helped a child get the ball from the tree. God, how I enjoyed feeling superior muahahaha those eyes full of gratitude will always be the benchmark of happiness.

You know… Selfishness saved me. Now I’m a new person who thinks only of themselves. I only care that others are as well off as I am, if not better! I don't have time to speak ill of others or hold grudges, I have to think about Me!

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*** Thank you, Erbert ***

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I’ve never felt so much Love as I do right now...