Skills

"Good morning."

"Good morning to you. Please introduce yourself."

"Mmh-mmh… Good morning, I am Mr. Bearded Skeleton. I am a bearer of bones. And of pale yellow."

"Very well, excellent, our company likes yellow."

"Perfect, I’m glad that pleases you... well… pleases the company."

"Yes, go on. Tell me about yourself."

"What would you like me to say?"

"I don't know, your aspirations. Why did you decide to send your resume to us?"

*Don't say because you need to survive, don't say because you need to survive, don't say beca...*

"Because I need to s...erve house arrest, aaaand ifIfindajob... I can stay out... of the house longer."

"Yes, yes, of course, the company likes house arrest."

"Not because you get tax breaks on my bones... right?"

"Oh noooo, it’s because we believe in the redemption of one's sins…
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Pity and compassion serve to subjugate those who have nothing."

"What?"

"What?"

“…”

"Tell me about your experiences."

"Well, I started, professionally speaking, at Bo.Nes SpA, specializing in scares. You see, I am modestly very ugly by human standards. I’ve also been voted employee of the year numerous times. You have no idea how many children I’ve scared AH-AH-AH."

"Oh wow, I’m impressed.
But here I’m looking for a painter for the company's fence. Why did you apply?"

*Don't say because you need to survive, don't say because you need to survive, don't say beca...*

"Because being a painter has always been my dream! My father was a painter and so was my grandfather!"

“Mmhh…

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Do you need to survive?"

"Yes I need to survive."

"Salary?"

"I need to survive."

"HIRED!"