{"id":164,"date":"2024-07-15T12:55:39","date_gmt":"2024-07-15T10:55:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.laughtales.it\/?page_id=164"},"modified":"2024-07-16T10:23:14","modified_gmt":"2024-07-16T08:23:14","slug":"injuries","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.laughtales.it\/en\/injuries\/","title":{"rendered":"(6) Injuries"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Hi. My name is Erbert.
And it\u2019s been 3 weeks since I\u2019ve been in love.<\/p>

*** Hi Erbert ***<\/p>

I\u2019m here to find a solution to my love problem.<\/p>

*** Hi Erbert ***<\/p>

MM-HM... Okay, now that I\u2019ve cleared my throat, I can start with my story.<\/p>

*** Hi Erbert ***<\/p>

I GET IT \ud83d\udd25 you\u2019re greeting me... Okay...<\/p>

Until recently, I was completely addicted to love. Don't get me wrong, I don't mean the love between two souls that usually form a couple. I mean unconditional love towards every form of being, giving oneself to others without expecting anything in return.
Yes, that.
Bullshit.
I always found myself helping those around me without being able to receive help when I needed it. Except when my grandmother passed away, when I didn\u2019t pass my final exam for my degree, when I broke up with my other half...
In short, I\u2019ve always been alone.
So I decided: ENOUGH! I\u2019ll become selfish, so there.
And from then on, I started thinking only about myself.<\/p>

I was kind to everyone because you never know who you might meet; what if I meet someone famous and I can show off. I help my neighbor if he needs it, so at least he can collect my Ammazzon package if I\u2019m not home. I even started focusing my thought energy solely on myself, continuously improving myself to better the lives of others, so they will always be subject to me.<\/p>

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I\u2019m truly evil<\/p>

And you know what I like most about my wickedness?! The sincere smile of those I help.
Poor fools, they don\u2019t know I do it for myself.
It makes me feel so good to help others, I feel important and necessary, as if my single life meant something in this sea of bodies driven by desire. I feel more confident, more determined\u2026 more myself.
I\u2019ve never felt such inner joy as that time when I helped a child get the ball from the tree. God, how I enjoyed feeling superior muahahaha those eyes full of gratitude will always be the benchmark of happiness.<\/p>

You know\u2026 Selfishness saved me. Now I\u2019m a new person who thinks only of themselves. I only care that others are as well off as I am, if not better! I don't have time to speak ill of others or hold grudges, I have to think about Me!<\/p>

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*** Thank you, Erbert ***<\/p>

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I\u2019ve never felt so much Love as I do right now...<\/span><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t

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