{"id":167,"date":"2024-07-15T12:55:55","date_gmt":"2024-07-15T10:55:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.laughtales.it\/?page_id=167"},"modified":"2024-07-16T08:56:43","modified_gmt":"2024-07-16T06:56:43","slug":"skills","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.laughtales.it\/en\/skills\/","title":{"rendered":"(5) Skills"},"content":{"rendered":"
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"Good morning."<\/p>\n

"Good morning to you. Please introduce yourself."<\/p>\n

\"Mmh-mmh\u2026 Good morning, I am Mr. Bearded Skeleton. I am a bearer of bones. And of pale yellow.\"<\/p>\n

"Very well, excellent, our company likes yellow."<\/p>\n

"Perfect, I\u2019m glad that pleases you... well\u2026 pleases the company."<\/p>\n

"Yes, go on. Tell me about yourself."<\/p>\n

"What would you like me to say?"<\/p>\n

\"I don't know, your aspirations. Why did you decide to send your resume to us?\"<\/p>\n

*Don't say because you need to survive, don't say because you need to survive, don't say beca...*<\/p>\n

\"Because I need to s...erve house arrest, aaaand ifIfindajob... I can stay out... of the house longer.\"<\/p>\n

"Yes, yes, of course, the company likes house arrest."<\/p>\n

"Not because you get tax breaks on my bones... right?"<\/p>\n

\"Oh noooo, it\u2019s because we believe in the redemption of one's sins\u2026
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Pity and compassion serve to subjugate those who have nothing."<\/p>\n

"What?"<\/p>\n

"What?"<\/p>\n

\u201c\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

"Tell me about your experiences."<\/p>\n

\"Well, I started, professionally speaking, at Bo.Nes SpA, specializing in scares. You see, I am modestly very ugly by human standards. I\u2019ve also been voted employee of the year numerous times. You have no idea how many children I\u2019ve scared AH-AH-AH.\"<\/p>\n

"Oh wow, I\u2019m impressed.
But here I\u2019m looking for a painter for the company's fence. Why did you apply?\"<\/p>\n

*Don't say because you need to survive, don't say because you need to survive, don't say beca...*<\/p>\n

\"Because being a painter has always been my dream! My father was a painter and so was my grandfather!\"<\/p>\n

\u201cMmhh\u2026

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Do you need to survive?"<\/p>\n

"Yes I need to survive."<\/p>\n

"Salary?"<\/p>\n

"I need to survive."<\/p>\n

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Skills \u201cBuongiorno.\u201d “Buongiorno a lei. Prego si presenti.\u201d \u201cMmh-mmh\u2026 Buongiorno, sono il signor Barbuto Scheletro. Sono un portatore di ossa. E di giallo pallido.\u201d \u201cBene bene ottimo, alla nostra azienda piace il giallo.\u201d \u201cPerfetto, mi fa piacere che le faccia piacere… ecco… all’azienda.\u201d \u201cSi continui. Mi parli di lei.\u201d \u201cCosa vuole che le dica?\u201d \u201cNon […]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-167","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"yoast_head":"\n(5) Skills - LAUGH TALES<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.laughtales.it\/en\/skills\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"(5) Skills - LAUGH TALES\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Skills \u201cBuongiorno.\u201d “Buongiorno a lei. Prego si presenti.\u201d \u201cMmh-mmh\u2026 Buongiorno, sono il signor Barbuto Scheletro. Sono un portatore di ossa. 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