{"id":308,"date":"2024-08-11T15:59:53","date_gmt":"2024-08-11T13:59:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.laughtales.it\/?page_id=308"},"modified":"2024-09-01T10:14:31","modified_gmt":"2024-09-01T08:14:31","slug":"the-monsters","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.laughtales.it\/en\/the-monsters\/","title":{"rendered":"(1) I mostri"},"content":{"rendered":"
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I mostri<\/h1>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t
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Oh God, no! Please!! Leave my daughter alone!<\/p>\n

Shit, I have to run! Damn, they devoured Isabel and all I could do was esc\u2026 AAAAHHH!!!<\/p>\n

She was YOUR daughter\u2026 no, YOU HAD to save yourself\u2026 They tore off your arm, you couldn't even defend yourself, last time they tore out you an eye\u2026 But she was MY daughterAAAahh\u2026 Come on, we can always have another one\u2026 But now\u2026<\/p>\n

RUN!<\/p>\n

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Ufff, what an effort, I'm exhausted\u2026 \u2026 \u2026 But here I should be safe. I don't want them to eat my flesh, I don't want them to gouge out my eyes, I don't want them to use me for their perversions, we did nothing wrong why do they want to kill us in such a cruel way they are vile beings that no God\u2026 would dream of creating\u2026 I saw them eat each other out of hunger, but what the hell are these creatures\u2026
But I ahahahaha I feel sorry for Isabel aHaHaHhhAa I'm alive
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Human beings\u2026 I don't understand them\u2026 If you know you're going to die, why run away? Not even in the face of death can you appreciate life?<\/p>\n

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Pfiuuu it was just a dream, the stuffed peppers for dinner were not a good idea\u2026
Come on, today is another great day, another great day to make money!<\/p>\n

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But was today Isabel's birthday?<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t

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