{"id":323,"date":"2024-08-11T16:05:00","date_gmt":"2024-08-11T14:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.laughtales.it\/?page_id=323"},"modified":"2024-09-05T10:45:58","modified_gmt":"2024-09-05T08:45:58","slug":"theatre","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.laughtales.it\/en\/theatre\/","title":{"rendered":"(11) Theatre"},"content":{"rendered":"
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CIRCULAAAATE!! CIRCULAAAATEEHHH!!!<\/p>\n

NEXT ONE, PLEASE!<\/p>\n

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\"Hey, do you know where we are?\" asked Rick, trying to understand if what he was looking at were really chains.
\"I don't know... The last thing I remember is a bright light in my face and an intense... nothing,\" replied Tom, trying to understand if eyes were the sense organ with which he could see.
\"Ahhh what's happening to us... I have a body but I don't feel it, I have emotions but my body doesn't move accordingly... Tom, you're the smart one, you know I'm the one good at feeding otters!\"
\"Yes Rick, don't brag even in a moment like this! Even Hell knows your talent with otters!\"<\/p>\n

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We know it here too*<\/p>\n

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Hahahahahahahaha oh my Superior Being, it always cracks me up to see newly dead faces when they see me. It always has a certain effect, it's my cross ihihihih<\/p>\n

ANYWAY<\/p>\n

let's get back to us.
I am the one who will guide you on the Path of the Afterlife. I am the one who will expose to you the existence conditions within the other Plane flipped in this essence. What was has become, what will be no longer exists, when Time descends into the physical it transcends Space into the astral. The two kiss like tender lovers at sunset. And like good lovers, they consume the impulses of their passions, creating where you are now. Time and Space have become one, an ethereal essence floats outside dimensionality.
What is vulgarly called Paradise is nothing but Hell. There is no real division but only material, given by the necessity of you, humanoid beings, to categorize and schematize, as if Being what Is were not enough to enjoy the qualities of the Worlds.
Now come to me, wandering souls, and lead yourselves inside yourselves!<\/p>\n

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"I don't know Rick... It looks fake."
\"Forget it, Tom. It's someone from the government trying to brainwash us. I read about something like this on flatearth.com, he must be one of the masterminds behind the locust massacres.\"
\"UUUUHHHH! \ud83d\ude31 The locusts!! I remember them! They killed all the locusts in the world to replace them with robotic insects to control us, without us realizing!\"
\"They're the same ones who replaced the birds with robotic animals that recharge on power line towers.\"
"Let's go, Rick, they must have given us visions with some hallucinogen."<\/p>\n

!STOP!<\/p>\n

How dare you speak like this to the Supreme Being of the Gate, elected by the True God not created by Men! I can make you wander for eternity in a field of hatred and despair, your soul will be cursed and torn apart by terrible mo....oo....ohh...
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Nothing, Gianni, forget it, these were too smart for us, we can only accept defeat and seek consensus in some other way... Damn internet, makes everything harder! But Gianni, what was the boy saying earlier? Flatearth.com? Yes, yes, it seems like a reliable website.
Anyway, I'm going back to being the Italian Minister of Infrastructure and Transport
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