{"id":327,"date":"2024-08-11T16:05:56","date_gmt":"2024-08-11T14:05:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.laughtales.it\/?page_id=327"},"modified":"2024-09-05T10:47:41","modified_gmt":"2024-09-05T08:47:41","slug":"points-of-views","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.laughtales.it\/en\/points-of-views\/","title":{"rendered":"(13) Points of view"},"content":{"rendered":"
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E: \u201cHello?\u201d
M: \u201cErik?! It\u2019s Melton!\u201d
E: \u201cHi Melton, tell me ever...\u201d
M: \u201cThere's no time to lose! I need to talk to you, something crazy happened at my father-in-law\u2019s place! I lost control and had to do it!!\u201d
E: \u201cMelton, calm down! You know we don't talk about these things over the phone!\u201d
M: \u201cYes, I know, I know\u2026 Fuuuu, I need to calm down, now I have to\u2026\u201d
E: \u201cNow you just need to meet me, I know how to handle these things! Meet me at 2-2-8-4-7 Backstreet Boys Road, at the corner with Fifth, near the intersection with 6-5-4 Boulevard of Broken Dreams.\u201d
M: \u201cDamn it, Erik! You\u2019re always my best buddy, see you soon.\u201d<\/p>\n

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M: \u201cErik, thank God you\u2019re here!\u201d
E: \u201cI\u2019m here for you, old buddy! Tell me everything, what happened?\u201d
M: \u201cIt\u2019s a mess, Erik, I don\u2019t know how to get out of this... how will I face my wife, my kids\u2026\u201d
E: \u201cMelton, Melton, damn it! Don\u2019t lose your cool! We saw worse in Vietnam!\u201d
M: \u201cNo, Erik, you don\u2019t understand, nothing was worse than having to do that... I couldn\u2019t hold back, not even in front of my father-in-law\u2026 I was in so much pain trying to suppress that carnal, human impulse deep in my guts; I felt like I was going to implode. It had to come out, or I would\u2019ve died fighting it... and so... my father-in-law... is\u2026\u201d
E: \u201cBreathe, Melton, breathe\u2026 no one is judging you. After Vietnam, our brain tissue was bombarded with sights and scenes that even hell wouldn't depict. Remember when we had to drink from a puddle of blood because it was the only liquid we could consume at the time\u2026 not even our own urine\u2026\u201d
M: \u201cOf course, I remember\u2026 But you know I never really minded the urine.\u201d
E: \u201cHeh, you never change, old fox. I also enjoyed aiming for your mouth, even more when you moved like a seal when I missed on purpose.\u201d
M: \u201cAhhh, good times\u2026 Unlike this situation, which I really don\u2019t know how to solve, help me, Erik!\u201d
E: \u201cDon\u2019t worry, Melton, I know how to keep a secret! Because\u2026 it happened to me too.\u201d
M: \u201cWHAAAAT???\u201d
E: \u201cShhh, be quiet! Only you know! All because\u2026 after the war, I couldn\u2019t be myself anymore. I changed. But by force, not by will. I became a monster. Simply put, I became what the uniform made me believe I wasn\u2019t, what it made me call \u2018work\u2019 that thing... All the evil acts I committed were passed off as \u2018peace missions,\u2019 but every day I asked myself: how does War bring Peace? What is Peace? As I was always taught, peace is when no one causes trouble; and if you need to use force to silence those who speak, it is still Peace if the one in charge holds the sacred Bible in their right hand and the god Money in their left. Easy, right?
But no, because once the uniform was off, the monster didn\u2019t stop licking my ear. My eyes drank from its source so much that I evolved into the monster itself. But its warmth makes me feel serene, calm, composed\u2026 Just satisfying it makes me happy, so why not do it? \nThere\u2019s something perverse in this reasoning of mine, a certain masochistic note wets my soul. But every time I satisfy my monster self, it feels like the first time, and for a brief moment, in a small point of light, I can think it\u2019s only the first time\u2026 and my soul starts to scream, stopping its torment for an instant.\u201d
M: \u201cDamn, Erik, you\u2019ve always been good with the bullshit, but this takes the cake.\u201d
E: \u201cModestly.\u201d
M: \u201cListen, I need to ask you something\u2026 I need to get this weight off my chest, tell someone\u2026 I need to let out my burden to see it better, and you\u2019re the only one I feel like telling.\u201d
E: \u201cCome here, you rascal, hug me! ... .... ahahaha, it always makes me laugh your penis-penis move when we hug.\u201d
M: \u201cYou know only real men do that!
Anyway, I propose something: on my count of 3, let\u2019s shout out our sins together, so loud that even God Himself can hear us and forgive us instantly!\u201d
E: \u201cAlright, Melton, I\u2019m in! In the name of GOD!\u201d
M: \u201cOn my count of 3!!!<\/p>\n

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Erik: \u201cI KILLED MY FATHER-IN-LAW BY MAKING HIM SWALLOW MY MILITARY DECORATIONS!\u201d<\/p>\n

Melton: \u201cI FARTED REALLY LOUDLY DURING A FAMILY DINNER WHILE TOASTING WITH MY FATHER-IN-LAW!\u201d<\/p>\n

E: \u201cWHAAAT??\u201d
M: \u201cWHAAAT??\u201d<\/p>\n

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M: \u201c... and I also soiled my underwear\u2026\u201d
E: \u201cYuck, aren\u2019t you ashamed?!\u201d<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t

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