{"id":341,"date":"2024-08-11T16:10:47","date_gmt":"2024-08-11T14:10:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.laughtales.it\/?page_id=341"},"modified":"2024-09-05T11:02:02","modified_gmt":"2024-09-05T09:02:02","slug":"pezzi-di-me-pt-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.laughtales.it\/en\/pezzi-di-me-pt-2\/","title":{"rendered":"(22) Pezzi di Me pt.2"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Pezzi di me pt.2<\/h1>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t
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Ooohhh, it's finally time to go to sleep!<\/p>\n

*UUUHHH, I AM THE GHOST OF THE PAAAHHHSSTT!!\u201d*<\/p>\n

Uuuff, we've seen this before. What do you want?<\/p>\n

*AH\u2026 THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE...*<\/p>\n

It's like with the Jehovah's Witnesses when you tell them you're interested in what they say.<\/p>\n

*I'M SORRYYHH BUT SIR JJ AAAHHSKED ME TO DO THIS SILLY THING AS A PLOT DEVICE*<\/p>\n

Fine, don't worry about it, I'll talk to JJ. If you want, I can write so you don't have to use caps lock; I understand it's a hassle to switch between uppercase and lowercase all the time.<\/p>\n

*THAAHHAANK YOUUU, THEN TELL THE STORY OF JJ OF THE PAAHHST*<\/p>\n

You know, I know things because I know them; I\u2019ve already visualized what you were thinking.
You were thinking about cash, right? Or about money energy?<\/p>\n

Or were you thinking about JJ\u2019s past?
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It's here, finally\u2026 the grandma package from Basilicata!
Sausage, soppressata, oil, wine, straw, gifts\u2026 Everything is in the grandparents' package!<\/p>\n

We waited for it like the return of Christ! The joy of opening that package was incomparable! How beautiful the world is through the eyes of children!
 
 
 
Tears... tears...
More tears.
 
 
What\u2019s happening?
Mom?
Why are you crying?
Doesn't the package make you happy too?<\/p>\n

What are you holding to your heart?
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They're orange, yellow\u2026 Money? Are those money?
Are you crying over money?
Why?
Grandma sent you money, you should be happy!
 
 
What?
I can't hear you... You can't afford... what?
My treatments?
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The mass in my intestines? They removed it, why do you still have to pay for my health? Isn't loving each other enough to make us well?
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I can't hear you, Mom, sorry, I'm laughing with my brothers!
I had what? Well, whatever, I'm alive, what\u2019s more important than that?
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Debts to live? Debts to heal me? Debts because life mocked us?
If you're putting yourself into the purest things, more will come back to you than what you put in.
 
 
 
Don\u2019t worry, Mom.<\/p>\n

In the future, money energy won't be a problem.<\/p>\n

It will be enough to say thanks.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t

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Pezzi di me pt.2 Ooohhh \u00e8 finalmente ora di andare a dormire! *UUUHHH SONO IL FANTASMA DEL PASSAAHHAATOOOHH!!* Uuuff l\u2019abbiamo gi\u00e0 vista sta cosa. 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